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LYRICS TO ACCOMPANY YOU

 (Because I encourage you to sing along)

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker,

Fuck the motherfucker hes a fucking motherfucker.

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the fucking fucker,

Fuck the motherfucker hes a total fucking fucker

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker,

Fuck the mother fucker, fuck him, fuck the motherfucker.

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope.

Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker

If you think that motherfucker is sacred.

If you cover for another motherfucker whos a kiddy-fucker,

Fuck you, youre no better than the motherfucking rapist.

And if you dont like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me

And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity

Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs

When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys

I dont give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker

Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate.

This has nowt to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers

Im not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate.

There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways,

Ill be a religious apologist on other fucking days,

But the fact remains if you protect a SINGLE kiddy fucker

Then Pope or Prince or Plumber, youre a fucking mother fucker.

See I dont give a fuck what any other motherfucker

Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother.

Ive no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers

While those beliefs dont impact on the happiness of others,

But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority

And with threats of hell impose it on others in society,

Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath

When it turns out youve been fucking us in our motherfucking asses.

So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker

If youre still a motherfucking papist.

If he covered for a single motherfucker whos a kiddy-fucker,

Fuck the motherfucker, hes as evil as the rapist.

And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true

If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you,

With its filthy fucking language and its fucking direspect,

If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter,

But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility

The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly

Then listen to me motherfucker - this here is a fact,

You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking,

Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat.

TIM MINCHIN IS AN UNRECOGNIZED GOD. 

This beautiful song is a just a little taste of the musical stylings of the amazing Tim Minchin.

This of course being in response to the church, yet again, not revising their stance on child sexual abuse within catholic institutions and making no significant revision to the abuse prevention policy that they put in place in 2002 as a shitty apology at that time. 

It used to be just priests in small right wing towns who could get away this, but now even CARDINALS seem to think this is passable. Cardinal and overall shitdick, Justin Rigali, "allowed 37 priests accused of abuse or inappropriate behavior to remain in ministry." 

And I know what you're thinking that Cardinal Justin Rigali didn't really "do" anything himself, he just turned a blind eye to an uncomfortable situation which if you were in his position taking a stand on either side strongly enough would be harmful. And to that I say, FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER, It's your goddamn job to give a fuck and have a stance, and also I say, I understand, but not really. If he would have been pro, He would have got bullshit form the internal church community, and their dick sucking and child raping faggots, and equally so, if would have been con, he would have a much greater backlash from the global community. And so I say, I understand his discomfort however wrongly acted upon, but alteast he didn't do it himself.

Which is why this shocks me so much.

The only people that get caught in these scams are mainly local priests. But fun fact of the day: The first indictment of a senior church official was of one Messenger William Lynch, the HEAD of the archdiocesan office of clergy.

It's not okay to fuck children behind pews. It's not okay to scare them with the hand of god if they ever want out of this rape relationship you have single handedly established. Abuse is abuse and no matter how okay it is with the church scumbags like you people should not exist, and to borrow a quote from Phillip DeFranco, STOP BREATHING MY AIR, DOUCHEBAGS.

And I think this song pretty much sums up what I want to say to these "devout" souls. 

So, by the power of Tim Minchin,  

ENJOY